A family in pyjamas on the living-room rug pulls the green paper off a gilt-framed portrait of themselves, and everyone laughs.
Your Family, Painted Like Royalty
See the CollectionA grandmother by the fire holds up a painting of her family at lunch by the sea; her husband wipes his eyes and the grandchildren point at themselves.
The Present for the Grandparents
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Christmas at Windsor
Winterhalter's royal family of 1846, lit by the candlelit tree the palace made famous in 1848. Painted from a sample photograph of a family of five on an autumn path in the park.
The Family of the King
Christmas at Windsor
The Coronation
The Queen's Children
The Infanta's Room
The Estate
The Drawing Room
The Grand Tour
The Regency
Grand Manner
Silk, After Van Dyck
Lunch at Cagnes
Antibes
Saint-Tropez
The Café at Arles
Arles, After Gauguin
The Card Players
Open Window, Collioure
Montmartre
The Salon, After Boldini
Winter, After Mucha
Art Deco Glamour
The Orange Grove
Harmony, After Raphael
Venice
The Tudor Household
The Medici
Liberty, After Delacroix
The Night Watch
Delft
Gold, After Klimt
Haarlem, After Hals
Snow at Dusk
In Full Bloom
Holly and Ivy
Four Times Over
Gold Ground
Christmas Edition
The Rooms
38 styles, from Goya’s court to the silkscreen
The Collection
Sample families: turn any painting over for its photograph
The Family of the King
Goya's royal family of 1800, now in the Prado, with your family in the court silk.
Christmas at Windsor
Winterhalter's royal family of 1846, lit by the candlelit tree the palace made famous in 1848.
The Coronation
Rigaud's state portrait of 1701, in the Louvre, made into a family on the steps of the throne.
The Queen's Children
Vigée Le Brun's portrait of 1787 at Versailles: a queen's family in red velvet and pale blue silk.
The Infanta's Room
Velázquez's Las Meninas, painted in 1656 and hanging in the Prado, with your youngest as the Infanta.
The Estate
Gainsborough's Mr and Mrs Andrews, about 1750, now in the National Gallery: your family and its own land.
The Drawing Room
Sargent's Wyndham Sisters of 1899, in the Met: white silk on a deep sofa, a great painting behind.
The Grand Tour
Pompeo Batoni painted the grand tourists in Rome from the 1740s to the 1780s. This is your family's turn.
The Regency
Thomas Lawrence's Calmady Children of 1823, in the Met: Regency muslin, a storm-lit sky.
Grand Manner
Reynolds named the grand manner and painted The Marlborough Family in it, 1778, at Blenheim: your family on the portico steps.
Silk, After Van Dyck
Van Dyck's Five Eldest Children of Charles I, 1637, in the Royal Collection: Caroline silk, lace and the family dog.
Lunch at Cagnes
Renoir's Luncheon of the Boating Party, set in his own garden at Cagnes-sur-Mer.
Antibes
Monet painted Antibes across the bay in 1888. The family takes the terrace above the water.
Saint-Tropez
Paul Signac painted the port of Saint-Tropez from 1892 in pure dots of unmixed colour.
The Café at Arles
Van Gogh's Café Terrace at Night, painted in Arles in 1888, now in the Kröller-Müller Museum.
Arles, After Gauguin
Gauguin's autumn in Arles in 1888: flat fields of vermilion, ochre and violet, outlined in blue.
The Card Players
Cézanne's Card Players of the 1890s, at a Provençal table, Mont Sainte-Victoire in the window.
Open Window, Collioure
Matisse's Open Window, Collioure, 1905, in the National Gallery of Art: pure colour over the harbour.
Montmartre
Toulouse-Lautrec's lithograph posters of the 1890s: your family stepping out on a Montmartre winter night.
The Salon, After Boldini
Boldini's Consuelo Vanderbilt and Her Son, 1906, in the Met: Belle Époque silk in a whirl of brushstrokes.
Winter, After Mucha
Mucha's Winter, from The Seasons of 1896: your family in an Art Nouveau frame of snow and holly.
Art Deco Glamour
Paris in the late 1920s: lacquered, faceted Deco portraiture, the family in silver and emerald over a city at dawn.
The Orange Grove
Botticelli's Primavera, about 1480, in the Uffizi: your family in tempera and gold leaf under the orange trees.
Harmony, After Raphael
Raphael's Canigiani Holy Family, about 1507, in Munich: three generations in one gentle triangle above the Umbrian hills.
Venice
Titian's Vendramin Family of the 1540s, in the National Gallery: crimson and gold on a palazzo loggia at dusk.
The Tudor Household
Holbein drew Thomas More's household in 1527, the first family portrait of three generations. This one is set at Christmas.
The Medici
Bronzino painted Eleonora of Toledo with her son in 1545, now in the Uffizi: Medici brocade on a lapis-blue ground.
Liberty, After Delacroix
Delacroix's Liberty Leading the People, 1830, in the Louvre: your family climbing together into the light.
The Night Watch
Rembrandt's Night Watch, 1642, in the Rijksmuseum: the family as a company stepping out of the dark.
Delft
Vermeer painted The Milkmaid in Delft about 1658. The Rijksmuseum has it; the light is yours.
Gold, After Klimt
Klimt's The Kiss, 1907-08, in the Belvedere in Vienna: the whole family wrapped in gold.
Haarlem, After Hals
Frans Hals painted families laughing in Haarlem in the 1640s. This one is lit by candles on a winter evening.
Snow at Dusk
Caspar David Friedrich's Winter Landscape with Church, 1811, in the National Gallery: the family large in the snow at dusk.
In Full Bloom
A state portrait in your own clothes, set against a wall of peonies and vines that grows over you.
Holly and Ivy
The same state portrait at Christmas: holly, ivy and poinsettia on oxblood red, growing over you.
Four Times Over
A 1960s silkscreen of your family, printed four times in four colourways.
Gold Ground
One big silkscreen of your family on gold leaf and diamond dust.
Christmas Edition
The four-times silkscreen in candy-apple red, pine green, gold and white, frosted with diamond dust.
A father hangs the family portrait over the fireplace while the others watch from the sofa and the dog sits by the hearth.
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The Faces Stay
A judge scores every painting for likeness before you see it. The room and the century change around you.

Children, Checked Twice
A parent or guardian signs for every photograph with a child in it, and a person looks at every painting of a child before it is printed.
The Other Holidays
Each with its own painters
The one rule
The face stays. Everything else is repainted.
We are a family of artists, and the holiday art we kept being sent was one look with the colours swapped. The Christmas collection starts from paintings that hang in the Prado, the Louvre, the Met and the Rijksmuseum: Goya’s royal family, the Infanta of Las Meninas, Rigaud’s king beside his throne, Sargent’s sisters on their sofa, Rembrandt’s company stepping out of the dark. Two rooms belong to no single painter: a state portrait inside a wall of flowers, and a 1960s silkscreen printed four times over. Every family in the collection is a sample. We generated their photographs ourselves, then painted each one with the engine that will paint yours and scored it with the same likeness judge.
What we keep is you. The faces, the coats, the dog and the front of your house are held exactly as you sent them, and a judge scores every painting for likeness before you see it. We paint children here, and only here: a parent or guardian signs for every photograph with a child in it, the darker Halloween shelf is closed to them, and every painting with a child is looked at twice before it is shown and once more, by a person, before it is printed.
Most of the AI work doesn’t resonate with us either. We spent months on these rooms so that at least one of them resonates with you.
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